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If you prefer your coffee with a touch of cynicism, this mug is for you. Featuring the slogan "Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1862," it combines retro design and crude humor—served on ceramic. The perfect gift for beer lovers with a dark sense of humor or colleagues who desperately need a laugh. Not for kindergarten—but definitely for the office.
