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The "Guardian of the Short Path" is no ordinary dachshund. He carries the aura of a samurai and the wisdom of an ancient master – yet remains the charming dog we love. This T-shirt is a humorously epic statement for anyone who wants to combine dogs, art, and fantasy. A must-have for creative minds and individualists.
Unisex cut – comfortable for everyday wear, conventions & festivals
Soft cotton fabric, durable premium print
Satirical, stylish & inspired by samurai/Jedi aesthetics
Epic fantasy motif: Dachshund as a mystical guardian
