Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.
Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.
Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.
Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎
🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print
Quality & Responsibility
OEKO-TEX® Standard 100
All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.
WRAP-certified production
Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.
FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits
The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.
Size and fit
Unisex T-shirts
Size
XS
S
M
L
XL
XXL
3XL
4XL
5XL
1/2 chest width
45.72
50.80
55.88
60.96
66.04
71.12
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–
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Total length (HPS)
–
67.31
71.12
74.30
76.84
79.38
82.55
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Women's T-shirts
Size
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
1/2 chest width
41
43
47
50
56
60
Total length (length)
64
67
69
71
72
74
Sweatshirts
Size / Dimensions
XS
S
M
L
XL
XXL
3XL
1/2 chest width
50
52
56
60
64
68
72
Total length
67.5
69
72
75
78
81
84
Sleeve length
65.5
67
68.5
70
71.5
73
74.5
Rise from the ashes like a dachshund! This explosive design features a terrifyingly cute dachshund with the look of an '80s monster movie: glowing eyes, jagged back, a sea of flames—and this dog in the middle of it all.
This T-shirt or sweatshirt is ideal for people with a penchant for absurd humor, Japanese Kaiju culture, or simply for anyone who wants to endure their everyday life with a stylish wink.
The motif was deliberately kept in a vintage poster style and ensures maximum attention – at festivals, while walking the dog, or while bingeing monster movies on the couch.
A gift that is guaranteed not to get lost in the crowd.
🧨 Statement for dachshund fans: Between cinema nostalgia and dog humor
🐾 Satirical motif: Monsterdog with glowing eyes & back plates
Movie poster vibes: Godzilla-sized dachshunds, burning city & fighter jets
