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This tote bag isn't just a bag—it's a carrying bag for your childhood traumas. The "Death by Dad Farts" motif depicts a classic 1950s American family in a seemingly perfect world... if it weren't for Dad's deadly farts.
Whether you're shopping, commuting, or simply wearing this bag as an ironic accessory, it's guaranteed to turn heads (and probably a few confused glances). Made from sturdy cotton with a long handle, it's machine washable and durable—just like Dad's chili the night before.
For all those with a strong stomach and a sense of black humor
Perfect for everyday use, the office or as an ironic gift
