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Drink Coffee Because Cocaine is Illegal – Funny Retro Coffee Sweatshirt

Drink Coffee Because Cocaine is Illegal – Funny Retro Coffee Sweatshirt

Regular price €34,99 EUR
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Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh

Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.

Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.

Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.

Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎

🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print

Quality & Responsibility

OEKO-TEX® Standard 100

All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.

WRAP-certified production

Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.

FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits

The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.

Size and fit

Unisex T-shirts

Size XS S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL 5XL
1/2 chest width 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12
Total length (HPS) 67.31 71.12 74.30 76.84 79.38 82.55

Women's T-shirts

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
1/2 chest width 41 43 47 50 56 60
Total length (length) 64 67 69 71 72 74

Sweatshirts

Size / Dimensions XS S M L XL XXL 3XL
1/2 chest width 50 52 56 60 64 68 72
Total length 67.5 69 72 75 78 81 84
Sleeve length 65.5 67 68.5 70 71.5 73 74.5

Do you need more than just a good mood in the morning? This sweatshirt says loud and clear what many only think: "I drink coffee because cocaine is illegal." With its tongue-in-cheek retro motif inspired by old advertisements, it combines humor, nostalgia, and honesty—and keeps you nice and warm.

The soft lining and loose fit ensure maximum comfort, whether you're getting a coffee, working from home, or taking your next Sunday stroll. An ideal gift for coffee lovers with attitude—or simply for yourself.

Ideal as a gift or for your own outfit

Perfect for coffee breaks, home office & cold mornings

Fluffy sweatshirt with unisex fit

Cult coffee saying in 50s design

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