Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.
Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.
Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.
Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎
🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print
Quality & Responsibility
OEKO-TEX® Standard 100
All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.
WRAP-certified production
Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.
FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits
The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.
Size and fit
Unisex T-shirts
Size
XS
S
M
L
XL
XXL
3XL
4XL
5XL
1/2 chest width
45.72
50.80
55.88
60.96
66.04
71.12
–
–
–
Total length (HPS)
–
67.31
71.12
74.30
76.84
79.38
82.55
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Women's T-shirts
Size
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
1/2 chest width
41
43
47
50
56
60
Total length (length)
64
67
69
71
72
74
Sweatshirts
Size / Dimensions
XS
S
M
L
XL
XXL
3XL
1/2 chest width
50
52
56
60
64
68
72
Total length
67.5
69
72
75
78
81
84
Sleeve length
65.5
67
68.5
70
71.5
73
74.5
"Drink water. Pee. Live." This case is as banal as it is true—and that's precisely its charm. It's a humorous reminder of the basics of self-care and personal hygiene. Whether as a tongue-in-cheek reminder at the office or an ironic message to the world: This design is minimalist, functional, and refreshingly honest. For those who take their bladder seriously—but not life.
Stylish reminder for office, university or everyday life
