This mug tells the truth: drink, pee, repeat—welcome to the cycle of adulthood. With sober humor and a minimalist design, it's perfect for anyone who doesn't care for detox, esotericism, or motivation—but who loves coffee and bitter irony.
For office, kitchen & karma balancing
Ironic health mantra
Simple design with subtext
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