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You thought eggs couldn't dance? Think again. This eggshell-colored creature with a polka-dot look has more style than any Saturday night show. With a top hat, cane, and a windy greeting, "Egg Farts" demonstrates how much humor can be contained in a simple breakfast. A design for satirists, retro fans, and people who wear their flatulence with dignity.
Pop Art meets Dada – a statement as a shirt, mug or poster
Perfect for breakfast lovers with a dark sense of humor
Satirical wordplay for connoisseurs of sophisticated humor
