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A sip of reality for breakfast. Black coffee meets dark humor – without any fairy filter.

A sip of reality for breakfast. Black coffee meets dark humor – without any fairy filter.

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This mug says what we all sometimes think – "Nothing is Magical & Everyone Dies." Decorated with a charmingly sarcastic skeleton in a magic hat, it brings just the right amount of dark humor to your breakfast table. Perfect for those who prefer to start the day with reality rather than rainbows.
A statement made of ceramic – honest, ironic, hot.

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