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Some carry flowers, others books – you carry the heads of your enemies. This tote bag isn't an accessory, it's a statement. Practical for shopping, acts of revenge, or simply the daily commute. Minimalist in design, maximalist in message: You can't convey "Don't mess with me" more stylishly.
Satirical motif with a wicked wink
Ideal for shopping, everyday life or symbolic revenge
Robust cotton that can withstand a lot – even enemy loads
Design between minimalism and black humor
A must-have for everyone who loves clear announcements
