• I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Hoodie
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I'm Not Old, I'm Classic – Porsche Classic Hoodie

I'm Not Old, I'm Classic – Porsche Classic Hoodie

€49,99 EUR
€49,99 EUR
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  • High-quality printing in Germany
  • OEKO-TEX® Standard 100: Sustainably and fairly produced
  • PETA-Approved Vegan

Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh

Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.

Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.

Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.

Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎

🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print

Quality & Responsibility

PETA-Approved Vegan
No animal-derived components are used in the fabric, dyes, or adhesives, and the production chain consciously avoids them.

OEKO-TEX® Standard 100
All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.

WRAP-certified production
Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.

FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits
The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.

Sizes & Fit

Hoodie & Zip Hoodie

Size / Dimensions S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL 5XL
1/2 chest width (cm) 51 56 61 65 69 73 78 83
Total length (cm) 67 70 73 76 79 82 86 90
Sleeve length (cm) 59 60.5 62 63.5 65 66.5 68.5 70.5
tolerance ±2 cm ±2 cm ±2 cm ±2 cm ±2 cm ±2 cm ±2 cm ±2 cm

This hoodie brings the spirit of a classic Porsche directly to the road: timeless, casual and with a finely dosed sense of self-irony.
The design features an elegantly sketched vintage Porsche, combined with the statement "I'm not old – I'm classic." – a phrase that fits better than any TÜV stamp.

The soft fabric, the loose fit and the clean white line art make the hoodie the ideal companion for cool days, relaxed tinkering sessions or stylish weekend tours.
Retro vibes included – no oil change required.

In short: The hoodie for those who know that true class gets better with age – not slower.

💬 Statement design – clear message, strong appearance, zero effort.

😎 Self-irony on point – a motif that charmingly says more than any age.

🚗 Vintage vibes – finely illustrated classic car in retro line art style.

🏁 Humor with a motor – a shirt for everyone who isn't old, but officially a "Classic Edition".

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