I'm Not Old, I'm Classic Hoodie - Retro Car & Vintage Humor
I'm Not Old, I'm Classic Hoodie - Retro Car & Vintage Humor
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- High-quality printing in Germany
- OEKO-TEX® Standard 100: Sustainably and fairly produced
PETA-Approved Vegan
Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh
Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh
Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.
Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.
Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.
Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎
🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print
Quality & Responsibility
Quality & Responsibility
PETA-Approved Vegan
No animal-derived components are used in the fabric, dyes, or adhesives, and the production chain consciously avoids them.
OEKO-TEX® Standard 100
All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.
WRAP-certified production
Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.
FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits
The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.
Sizes & Fit
Sizes & Fit
Hoodie & Zip Hoodie
| Size / Dimensions | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width (cm) | 51 | 56 | 61 | 65 | 69 | 73 | 78 | 83 |
| Total length (cm) | 67 | 70 | 73 | 76 | 79 | 82 | 86 | 90 |
| Sleeve length (cm) | 59 | 60.5 | 62 | 63.5 | 65 | 66.5 | 68.5 | 70.5 |
| tolerance | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm |
This hoodie isn't just clothing – it's a statement.
The "I'm not old – I'm classic" motif combines the iconic silhouette of a retro car with a tongue-in-cheek slogan that immediately catches the eye. Ideal for those who prefer to sell their age as cult status or simply have a soft spot for classic cars.
Whether cruising through the city, at the local bar, or as a casual gift: this hoodie encapsulates that true class never ages. A must-have for car lovers, nostalgics, and anyone who knows: style is timeless.
🖤 Timeless hoodie look – cool, comfortable & striking
🎁 Perfect as a gift for car enthusiasts & classic car fans
😎 Humorous statement: “I’m not old – I’m classic”
🚗 Legendary classic – retro car design with cult factor
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