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Liquor Is Quicker – Retro fabric bag with ambiguous humor

Liquor Is Quicker – Retro fabric bag with ambiguous humor

Regular price €23,81 EUR
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Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh

Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.

Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.

Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.

Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎

🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print

Quality & Responsibility

OEKO-TEX® Standard 100

All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.

WRAP-certified production

Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.

FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits

The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.

Size and fit

Unisex T-shirts

Size XS S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL 5XL
1/2 chest width 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12
Total length (HPS) 67.31 71.12 74.30 76.84 79.38 82.55

Women's T-shirts

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
1/2 chest width 41 43 47 50 56 60
Total length (length) 64 67 69 71 72 74

Sweatshirts

Size / Dimensions XS S M L XL XXL 3XL
1/2 chest width 50 52 56 60 64 68 72
Total length 67.5 69 72 75 78 81 84
Sleeve length 65.5 67 68.5 70 71.5 73 74.5

At first glance, this tote bag looks like a post-war American advertisement—until you read the caption. "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker" is a tongue-in-cheek quote from the world of dry humor and perfect for anyone who enjoys subtle provocation.

Whether you use it to carry your shopping, use it as a festival accessory, or give it as an ironic gift, this bag embodies style, nostalgia, and suggestiveness. Made from sturdy cotton, it's machine washable, durable, and guaranteed to be adult-friendly.

For all with a sharp mind and a dark sense of humor

Design in the style of classic alcohol advertising from the 50s

Ambiguous retro saying

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