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At first glance, this tote bag looks like a post-war American advertisement—until you read the caption. "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker" is a tongue-in-cheek quote from the world of dry humor and perfect for anyone who enjoys subtle provocation.
Whether you use it to carry your shopping, use it as a festival accessory, or give it as an ironic gift, this bag embodies style, nostalgia, and suggestiveness. Made from sturdy cotton, it's machine washable, durable, and guaranteed to be adult-friendly.
For all with a sharp mind and a dark sense of humor
Design in the style of classic alcohol advertising from the 50s
