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My First Cult – Satirical coffee mug with a dark children’s cult motif

My First Cult – Satirical coffee mug with a dark children’s cult motif

Regular price €19,99 EUR
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Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh

Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.

Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.

Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.

Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎

🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print

Quality & Responsibility

OEKO-TEX® Standard 100

All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.

WRAP-certified production

Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.

FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits

The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.

Size and fit

Unisex T-shirts

Size XS S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL 5XL
1/2 chest width 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12
Total length (HPS) 67.31 71.12 74.30 76.84 79.38 82.55

Women's T-shirts

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
1/2 chest width 41 43 47 50 56 60
Total length (length) 64 67 69 71 72 74

Sweatshirts

Size / Dimensions XS S M L XL XXL 3XL
1/2 chest width 50 52 56 60 64 68 72
Total length 67.5 69 72 75 78 81 84
Sleeve length 65.5 67 68.5 70 71.5 73 74.5

This "My First Cult" mug is more than just an everyday item—it's a statement. Serious-eyed children, altar candles, axes, and a touch of retro aesthetics make this mug the perfect vessel for your gloomy morning coffee.

Whether in the office or at home: With this dishwasher- and microwave-safe ceramic mug, you're not just serving drinks—you're serving subtle rebellion against convention.

For everyone with a dark sense of humor and cult understanding

Retro children's book meets dark satire

Dark-aesthetic design with a retro feel

Satirical children's cult motif: “My First Cult”

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