This "My First Cult" mug is more than just an everyday item—it's a statement. Serious-eyed children, altar candles, axes, and a touch of retro aesthetics make this mug the perfect vessel for your gloomy morning coffee.
Whether in the office or at home: With this dishwasher- and microwave-safe ceramic mug, you're not just serving drinks—you're serving subtle rebellion against convention.
For everyone with a dark sense of humor and cult understanding
Retro children's book meets dark satire
Dark-aesthetic design with a retro feel
Satirical children's cult motif: “My First Cult”
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