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The "My First Cult" tote bag is perhaps the darkest form of everyday satire—charmingly packaged in a retro children's book look. Four children with cult objects like axes and candles, combined with a harmless, childish title: The result is a design that shocks, makes you smile, and is guaranteed to spark conversation.
This tote bag is made of durable cotton, offers space for books, shopping, or your dark thoughts—and looks damn good doing it. Ideal for subculture fans, goths with a sense of humor, and anyone who's sick of boring jute bags.
Satirical statement for all those who don't want to belong
For everyday use, festivals, books or as a gift
Provocative motif: “My First Cult” with children’s cult scene
