My First Cult – Satirical fabric bag in retro cult look
My First Cult – Satirical fabric bag in retro cult look
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Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh
Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh
Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.
Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.
Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.
Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎
🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print
Quality & Responsibility
Quality & Responsibility
OEKO-TEX® Standard 100
All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.
WRAP-certified production
Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.
FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits
The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.
Size and fit
Size and fit
Unisex T-shirts
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | – | – | – |
| Total length (HPS) | – | 67.31 | 71.12 | 74.30 | 76.84 | 79.38 | 82.55 | – | – |
Women's T-shirts
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width | 41 | 43 | 47 | 50 | 56 | 60 |
| Total length (length) | 64 | 67 | 69 | 71 | 72 | 74 |
Sweatshirts
| Size / Dimensions | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width | 50 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 64 | 68 | 72 |
| Total length | 67.5 | 69 | 72 | 75 | 78 | 81 | 84 |
| Sleeve length | 65.5 | 67 | 68.5 | 70 | 71.5 | 73 | 74.5 |
The "My First Cult" tote bag is perhaps the darkest form of everyday satire—charmingly packaged in a retro children's book look. Four children with cult objects like axes and candles, combined with a harmless, childish title: The result is a design that shocks, makes you smile, and is guaranteed to spark conversation.
This tote bag is made of durable cotton, offers space for books, shopping, or your dark thoughts—and looks damn good doing it. Ideal for subculture fans, goths with a sense of humor, and anyone who's sick of boring jute bags.
Satirical statement for all those who don't want to belong
For everyday use, festivals, books or as a gift
Provocative motif: “My First Cult” with children’s cult scene
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