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My First Cult – Satirical fabric bag in retro cult look

My First Cult – Satirical fabric bag in retro cult look

Regular price €23,81 EUR
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Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh

Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.

Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.

Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.

Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎

🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print

Quality & Responsibility

OEKO-TEX® Standard 100

All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.

WRAP-certified production

Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.

FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits

The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.

Size and fit

Unisex T-shirts

Size XS S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL 5XL
1/2 chest width 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12
Total length (HPS) 67.31 71.12 74.30 76.84 79.38 82.55

Women's T-shirts

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
1/2 chest width 41 43 47 50 56 60
Total length (length) 64 67 69 71 72 74

Sweatshirts

Size / Dimensions XS S M L XL XXL 3XL
1/2 chest width 50 52 56 60 64 68 72
Total length 67.5 69 72 75 78 81 84
Sleeve length 65.5 67 68.5 70 71.5 73 74.5

The "My First Cult" tote bag is perhaps the darkest form of everyday satire—charmingly packaged in a retro children's book look. Four children with cult objects like axes and candles, combined with a harmless, childish title: The result is a design that shocks, makes you smile, and is guaranteed to spark conversation.

This tote bag is made of durable cotton, offers space for books, shopping, or your dark thoughts—and looks damn good doing it. Ideal for subculture fans, goths with a sense of humor, and anyone who's sick of boring jute bags.

Satirical statement for all those who don't want to belong

For everyday use, festivals, books or as a gift

Provocative motif: “My First Cult” with children’s cult scene

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