You can now officially carry your inner chaos over your shoulder.
This black jute bag is the perfect accessory for anyone who walks through everyday life in a constant state of silent panic - and would like to show it.
The scene: a horrified woman in retro style, a dramatic exclamation, plus terms that make no sense together - and yet make you feel 100% what you're thinking. Whether you're shopping, on the train or fleeing the next inner tsunami - this bag says everything you don't want to say.
Ideal for:
People who have experienced too much before the day have even begun
Ironically intellectual tote bag fans
Anyone who likes to be asked: "Huh? What does it say?"
You.
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