"Piper, no! Tsunami. Buddhism. No... Nooo!" - The bag for your mental state
"Piper, no! Tsunami. Buddhism. No... Nooo!" - The bag for your mental state
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Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh
Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh
Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.
Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.
Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.
Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎
🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print
Quality & Responsibility
Quality & Responsibility
OEKO-TEX® Standard 100
All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.
WRAP-certified production
Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.
FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits
The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.
Size and fit
Size and fit
Unisex T-shirts
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | – | – | – |
| Total length (HPS) | – | 67.31 | 71.12 | 74.30 | 76.84 | 79.38 | 82.55 | – | – |
Women's T-shirts
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width | 41 | 43 | 47 | 50 | 56 | 60 |
| Total length (length) | 64 | 67 | 69 | 71 | 72 | 74 |
Sweatshirts
| Size / Dimensions | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width | 50 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 64 | 68 | 72 |
| Total length | 67.5 | 69 | 72 | 75 | 78 | 81 | 84 |
| Sleeve length | 65.5 | 67 | 68.5 | 70 | 71.5 | 73 | 74.5 |
You can now officially carry your inner chaos over your shoulder.
This black jute bag is the perfect accessory for anyone who walks through everyday life in a constant state of silent panic - and would like to show it.
The scene: a horrified woman in retro style, a dramatic exclamation, plus terms that make no sense together - and yet make you feel 100% what you're thinking. Whether you're shopping, on the train or fleeing the next inner tsunami - this bag says everything you don't want to say.
Ideal for:
- People who have experienced too much before the day have even begun
- Ironically intellectual tote bag fans
- Anyone who likes to be asked: "Huh? What does it say?"
- You.
