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Sweatshirt Ready for your Shit – Satirical hoodie with back print

Sweatshirt Ready for your Shit – Satirical hoodie with back print

Regular price €49,99 EUR
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  • High-quality printing in Germany
  • OEKO-TEX® Standard 100: Sustainably and fairly produced
  • PETA-Approved Vegan

Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh

Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.

Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.

Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.

Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎

🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print

Quality & Responsibility

PETA-Approved Vegan
No animal-derived components are used in the fabric, dyes, or adhesives, and the production chain consciously avoids them.

OEKO-TEX® Standard 100
All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.

WRAP-certified production
Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.

FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits
The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.

Sizes & Fit

Hoodie & Zip Hoodie

Size / Dimensions S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL 5XL
1/2 chest width (cm) 51 56 61 65 69 73 78 83
Total length (cm) 67 70 73 76 79 82 86 90
Sleeve length (cm) 59 60.5 62 63.5 65 66.5 68.5 70.5
tolerance ±2 cm ±2 cm ±2 cm ±2 cm ±2 cm ±2 cm ±2 cm ±2 cm

Plain text in the back, comfort in the front.

This “Ready for your Shit” hoodie combines casual streetwear design with a provocative message that is guaranteed to be noticed.

✔ Large motif on the back – the statement sits on the neck of those around you
✔ Perfect for everyday life, work (if you're brave) or leisure
✔ Soft, comfortable and still a clear statement

Whether ironically at the office, as a running joke among friends, or simply as a fashionable dig – with this hoodie, you show that you're prepared. For anything. For everyone. For... their shit. 😉

Soft hoodie with strong back print

Perfect for fans of satire, humor & streetwear

Back motif: “Ready for your shit – I’ve got your back”

Cartoon hoodie with retro charm & ironic statement

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