You hold up your phone, they see it. “We Can Smell Your Balls.” Two good girls in scout outfits, binoculars at the ready – and your cover speaks louder than any WhatsApp story.
This phone case is your mobile statement against boredom , for black humor with 50s vintage vibes. Robust, striking, ambiguous – just like you. Ideal for coffee kitchens, university seminars and first dates with an escape option.
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