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A lovingly drawn sloth holds the leash of an overwhelmed snail. Above it is the tongue-in-cheek plea: "Don't pull like that!" – a slow-motion visual mantra for those who prefer to take life in a relaxed manner. Perfect for office allergy sufferers, work-life balancers, or Zen ninjas in training.
🎁 Ideal as a gift for those who slow down, procrastinate or Zen masters of everyday life
💬 Statement shirt with the saying “Don’t pull like that!” – charming, funny, true
🧠 Subtle humor with depth – perfect for people with patience (or ironic self-awareness)
🦥 Satire on Slow Life: Sloth and snail as a dream team of slowness
