“Piper, no! Tsunami. Buddhism. No... Nooo!” - The bag for your mental state

You can now officially carry your inner chaos over your shoulder.

This black jute bag is the perfect accessory for anyone who walks through everyday life in a constant state of silent panic - and would like to show it.

The scene: a horrified woman in retro style, a dramatic exclamation, plus terms that make no sense together - and yet make you feel 100% what you're thinking. Whether you're shopping, on the train or fleeing the next inner tsunami - this bag says everything you don't want to say.

Ideal for:

• People who have experienced too much before the day has even begun
• Ironically intellectual tote bag fans
• Anyone who likes to be asked: “Huh? What does it say?”
• You.