Beer – Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1862 (Jar Mug Edition)

Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.

Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.

Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.

Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎

🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print

OEKO-TEX® Standard 100

All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.

WRAP-certified production

Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.

FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits

The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.

Unisex T-shirts

Size	XS	S	M	L	XL	XXL	3XL	4XL	5XL
1/2 chest width	45.72	50.80	55.88	60.96	66.04	71.12	–	–	–
Total length (HPS)	–	67.31	71.12	74.30	76.84	79.38	82.55	–	–

Women's T-shirts

Size	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
1/2 chest width	41	43	47	50	56	60
Total length (length)	64	67	69	71	72	74

Sweatshirts

Size / Dimensions	XS	S	M	L	XL	XXL	3XL
1/2 chest width	50	52	56	60	64	68	72
Total length	67.5	69	72	75	78	81	84
Sleeve length	65.5	67	68.5	70	71.5	73	74.5