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German Engineering

German engineering at its purest: the dachshund. A masterpiece of form, function, and character – lowered, communicative, and 50% longer than necessary. This satirical design celebrates the dog that …

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Sizes & fit

Women's T-Shirts

Women's T-Shirts

Size 1/2 Chest Width (cm) Total Length (cm) Sleeve Length (cm)
S 43.2 64.8 34.9
M 48.3 66 36.8
L 53.3 68.6 38.7
XL 58.4 71.1 41.3
2XL 63.5 72.4 43.2
3XL 68.5 73.7 45.7

All measurements are of the garment laid flat, not body measurements. Width horizontally across the chest, length vertically from the shoulder to the hem. Manufacturing tolerance ±2 cm.

The women's T-shirt has a fitted cut and runs slimmer than the unisex model. If you prefer a looser fit, go one size up or choose the unisex T-shirt.

More size charts: Unisex T-Shirts · Sweatshirts · Sweatshirts (AWDis) · Hoodies · Zip Hoodies

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German engineering in its purest form: the dachshund.
A masterpiece of form, function, and character – lowered, communicative, and 50% longer than necessary. This satirical image celebrates the dog that looks like a German engineer tinkered with it during his lunch break.

Whether on a shirt, mug, or sweatshirt – this design combines humor with retro aesthetics and a touch of self-irony. Ideal for dachshund fans, tech enthusiasts, and anyone who can laugh at "Made in Germany" products.

What material is the product made of?
Women's T-shirt Gildan Softstyle 64000L in ring-spun cotton, fitted cut.
How do I care for the product?
Printed using DTG (direct to garment) — for lasting colours and fine detail.
  • Machine washable cold
  • Do not bleach, tumble dry low
  • Ironing is fine — but not directly on the print
What about quality and certificates?
OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 — every fabric we use is tested for harmful substances.
WRAP-certified production — manufacturing takes place in facilities committed to ethical working conditions.
Fair Labor & SEDEX audits — the supply chains are independently monitored.
Our quality promise
Which size should I choose?
Fitted cut and slimmer than the unisex style — go one size up if you prefer a looser fit. All measurements are on the size chart.
Size chart
How fast is delivery?
Every item is made to order for you. Delivery within Germany usually takes 5–10 working days (production + shipping), free shipping within Germany, tracking included.

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