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Dachshund Kong – Satirical fabric bag with dachshund monster motif

Dachshund Kong – Satirical fabric bag with dachshund monster motif

Regular price €23,81 EUR
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Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh

Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.

Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.

Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.

Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎

🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print

Quality & Responsibility

OEKO-TEX® Standard 100

All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.

WRAP-certified production

Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.

FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits

The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.

Size and fit

Unisex T-shirts

Size XS S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL 5XL
1/2 chest width 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12
Total length (HPS) 67.31 71.12 74.30 76.84 79.38 82.55

Women's T-shirts

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
1/2 chest width 41 43 47 50 56 60
Total length (length) 64 67 69 71 72 74

Sweatshirts

Size / Dimensions XS S M L XL XXL 3XL
1/2 chest width 50 52 56 60 64 68 72
Total length 67.5 69 72 75 78 81 84
Sleeve length 65.5 67 68.5 70 71.5 73 74.5

With "Dachshund Kong," you're carrying a true satirical classic on your shoulder. The little dog is portrayed as a gigantic movie monster, clinging to a skyscraper like King Kong—an absurd idea, charmingly illustrated in a vintage style.

This tote bag combines film parody with a love of animals and a wink. It's not only an everyday eye-catcher, but also the perfect conversation starter for dog lovers, film nerds, and anyone who wants to wear a sense of humor. Sturdy cotton, long handles, and machine washable—suitable for everything from snacks to scripts.

Effect: Eye-catcher with bite – for dog fans and film nerds

Design: Dachshund in monster pose on skyscraper backdrop

Satire: King Kong as Shortlegs – an ironic dog tale

Style: Urban chaos meets cute megalomania

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