I'm Not Old, I'm Classic – Porsche Car T-Shirt | Humorous retro edition for car fans
I'm Not Old, I'm Classic – Porsche Car T-Shirt | Humorous retro edition for car fans
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Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh
Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh
Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.
Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.
Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.
Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎
🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print
Quality & Responsibility
Quality & Responsibility
OEKO-TEX® Standard 100
All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.
WRAP-certified production
Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.
FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits
The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.
Size and fit
Size and fit
Unisex T-shirts
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | – | – | – |
| Total length (HPS) | – | 67.31 | 71.12 | 74.30 | 76.84 | 79.38 | 82.55 | – | – |
Women's T-shirts
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width | 41 | 43 | 47 | 50 | 56 | 60 |
| Total length (length) | 64 | 67 | 69 | 71 | 72 | 74 |
Sweatshirts
| Size / Dimensions | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width | 50 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 64 | 68 | 72 |
| Total length | 67.5 | 69 | 72 | 75 | 78 | 81 | 84 |
| Sleeve length | 65.5 | 67 | 68.5 | 70 | 71.5 | 73 | 74.5 |
This T-shirt is essentially the textile embodiment of a lovingly maintained vintage Porsche: timeless, stylish, and with a wink straight from the workshop of self-irony.
The design features an elegantly sketched vintage Porsche, flanked by the charming phrase: “I’m not old – I’m classic.” Perfect for sports car enthusiasts, air-cooled romantics, proud mechanics, collectors of good stories, and all those who prefer to be called “Classic Edition” rather than “Year of manufacture XY”.
The white line art looks like freshly polished chrome in sunlight on dark shirts – understated, elegant, and full of retro charm. A humorous homage to style, Porsche culture, and personality.
In short: A shirt for people who know that you don't hide your age – you wear it. 🚗✨
💬 Statement design – clear message, strong appearance, zero effort.
😎 Self-irony on point – a motif that charmingly says more than any age.
🚗 Vintage vibes – finely illustrated classic car in retro line art style.
🏁 Humor with a motor – a shirt for everyone who isn't old, but officially a "Classic Edition".
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