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I'm Not Old, I'm Classic

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This T-shirt is essentially the textile embodiment of a lovingly maintained classic Porsche: timeless, stylish, and with a wink straight from the workshop of self-irony. The design features an elegan…

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Sizes & fit

Unisex T-Shirts

Unisex T-Shirts

Size 1/2 Chest Width (cm) Total Length (cm) Sleeve Length (cm)
XS 40.6 68.6 20.3
S 45.7 71.1 21
M 50.8 73.7 21.6
L 56 76.2 22.2
XL 61 79 22.9
2XL 66 81.3 23.5
3XL 71.1 83.8 24.1
4XL 76.2 86.4 24.7
5XL 81.3 89 25.3

All measurements are of the garment laid flat, not body measurements. Width horizontally across the chest, length vertically from the shoulder to the hem. Manufacturing tolerance ±2 cm.

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Fits true to size, slightly oversized — when in doubt, take your usual size. Go one size up for a looser fit.

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OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100
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This T-shirt is essentially the textile embodiment of a lovingly maintained vintage Porsche: timeless, stylish, and with a wink straight from the workshop of self-irony.

The design features an elegantly sketched vintage Porsche, flanked by the charming phrase: “I’m not old – I’m classic.” Perfect for sports car enthusiasts, air-cooled romantics, proud mechanics, collectors of good stories, and all those who prefer to be called “Classic Edition” rather than “Year of manufacture XY”.

The white line art looks like freshly polished chrome in sunlight on dark shirts – understated, elegant, and full of retro charm. A humorous homage to style, Porsche culture, and personality.

In short: A shirt for people who know that you don't hide your age – you wear it. 🚗✨

What material is the product made of?
Unisex T-shirt Gildan Softstyle 64000: ring-spun cotton, 153 g/m². Solid colours 100 % cotton; Sport Grey 90 % cotton / 10 % polyester, heather colours 65 % polyester / 35 % cotton.
How do I care for the product?
Printed using DTG (direct to garment) — for lasting colours and fine detail.
  • Machine washable cold
  • Do not bleach, tumble dry low
  • Ironing is fine — but not directly on the print
What about quality and certificates?
OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 — every fabric we use is tested for harmful substances.
WRAP-certified production — manufacturing takes place in facilities committed to ethical working conditions.
Fair Labor & SEDEX audits — the supply chains are independently monitored.
Our quality promise
Which size should I choose?
Fits true to size, slightly oversized — we recommend your usual size; go one size up for a looser fit. All measurements are on the size chart.
Size chart
How fast is delivery?
Every item is made to order for you. Delivery within Germany usually takes 5–10 working days (production + shipping), free shipping within Germany, tracking included.

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