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For those who view life with a wink: This T-shirt encapsulates dark humor and animal love. The realistic, slightly worried dachshund combined with the provocative slogan "Has anyone seen my Lorazepam?" is sure to get a laugh – especially for those familiar with stressful everyday moments or everyday madness. Whether as an ironic commentary on the state of the world or a loving joke for friends with a sense of humor, this shirt is a stylish conversation starter.
