Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.
Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.
Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.
Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎
🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print
Quality & Responsibility
OEKO-TEX® Standard 100
All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.
WRAP-certified production
Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.
FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits
The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.
Size and fit
Unisex T-shirts
Size
XS
S
M
L
XL
XXL
3XL
4XL
5XL
1/2 chest width
45.72
50.80
55.88
60.96
66.04
71.12
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Total length (HPS)
–
67.31
71.12
74.30
76.84
79.38
82.55
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Women's T-shirts
Size
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
1/2 chest width
41
43
47
50
56
60
Total length (length)
64
67
69
71
72
74
Sweatshirts
Size / Dimensions
XS
S
M
L
XL
XXL
3XL
1/2 chest width
50
52
56
60
64
68
72
Total length
67.5
69
72
75
78
81
84
Sleeve length
65.5
67
68.5
70
71.5
73
74.5
This shirt is a real must-have for anyone who lives with a four-legged shadow. The motif shows a charming dachshund in mugshot style – including a tape measure background and paw sign – with the honest inscription: “I will follow you wherever you go – bathroom included” Because every true dog lover knows: privacy is a myth when you live with a dachshund.
Whether as a funny gift for dog owners, as an ironic statement or as a favorite shirt for walking the dog, on the couch or in everyday life – this shirt brings smiles, recognition and conversation.
Ideal for dachshund fans with a sense of humor, animal lovers with style, and anyone whose pet is simultaneously their bodyguard, shadow, and best friend.
🎁 Perfect as a gift for dachshund fans, dog owners & animal lovers
👕 Comfortable unisex shirt made of soft cotton, high-quality print
🐶 Humorous dachshund motif: Personal stalker in mug shot style
🚽 With a funny saying: “I will follow you wherever you go – bathroom included”
