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This shirt is a real must-have for anyone who lives with a four-legged shadow. The motif shows a charming dachshund in mugshot style – including a tape measure background and paw sign – with the honest inscription: “I will follow you wherever you go – bathroom included” Because every true dog lover knows: privacy is a myth when you live with a dachshund.
Whether as a funny gift for dog owners, as an ironic statement or as a favorite shirt for walking the dog, on the couch or in everyday life – this shirt brings smiles, recognition and conversation.
Ideal for dachshund fans with a sense of humor, animal lovers with style, and anyone whose pet is simultaneously their bodyguard, shadow, and best friend.
🎁 Perfect as a gift for dachshund fans, dog owners & animal lovers
👕 Comfortable unisex shirt made of soft cotton, high-quality print
🐶 Humorous dachshund motif: Personal stalker in mug shot style
🚽 With a funny saying: “I will follow you wherever you go – bathroom included”
