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This shirt doesn't scream "fashion" - it barks, stomps and growls.
With the explosive newspaper motif "DACKZILLA DESTROYS THE CITY!" you can bring apocalyptic satire directly to your chest. Inspired by retro kaiju movies, 80s headlines, and the absurd question of what happens when a dachshund has had enough.
A must-have for fans of trash culture, ironic romanticism of destruction, and people who want to express their love of tabloids and brutal humor on fabric.
