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A touch of 50s nostalgia meets bitter humor – this shirt isn't for the faint-hearted, but it's perfect for fans of the more serious punchlines. "Don't Worry, Timmy... Daddy's Farts Can't Hurt You" is more than just a saying: it's a philosophy for everyone who can find a laugh even in the most absurd moments. The lovingly illustrated retro design shows a dramatic mother-child scene, like something from an old parenting guide – only completely mocked. Whether at parties, visiting family, or quietly chuckling on the couch – this shirt fits like its humor: sometimes ribald, but always appropriate.
Social satire with absurd everyday humor
For people with a tough sense of humor and a soft nose
Iconic retro comic style with strong colors
Black humor meets vintage romance – the perfect conversation starter
