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Back then, we were told: Don't talk to strangers. But what if the stranger is a 2-meter-tall, friendly alien and you're five?
This shirt tells the story of a disciplinary measure that escalated somewhere between Area 51 and a teacher training seminar. A nostalgic motif that raises more questions than it answers – while remaining delightfully absurd.
Perfect for anyone who goes through life with a smile and doesn't want to wear boring clothes. Parents or not.
🧵 Ideal for discussions, statements or just a good laugh
🛸 Subtle humor for educators, pop culture fans & conspiracy ironists
