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The shark wants to cuddle – or maybe more? This motif deliberately plays with misunderstandings and ambiguities. "Horny, Horny Shark – I just want to cuddle" delivers the perfect mix of retro aesthetics and shameless satire. For those who appreciate ironic self-irony and a wink.
Comfortable to wear, long-lasting print
Provocative, playful – a statement for the brave
Vintage style meets modern humor
Ironic and ambiguous shark design with cuddle trap
