Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.
Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.
Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.
Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎
🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print
Quality & Responsibility
OEKO-TEX® Standard 100
All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.
WRAP-certified production
Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.
FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits
The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.
Size and fit
Unisex T-shirts
Size
XS
S
M
L
XL
XXL
3XL
4XL
5XL
1/2 chest width
45.72
50.80
55.88
60.96
66.04
71.12
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–
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Total length (HPS)
–
67.31
71.12
74.30
76.84
79.38
82.55
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Women's T-shirts
Size
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
1/2 chest width
41
43
47
50
56
60
Total length (length)
64
67
69
71
72
74
Sweatshirts
Size / Dimensions
XS
S
M
L
XL
XXL
3XL
1/2 chest width
50
52
56
60
64
68
72
Total length
67.5
69
72
75
78
81
84
Sleeve length
65.5
67
68.5
70
71.5
73
74.5
What happens when language barriers meet viral energy? This T-shirt provides the answer—or rather, the beningin' ! Inspired by the legendary viral video featuring the bravest rendition of "In the Beginning" ever, this shirt is a tribute to all those who bravely swim through grammatical shoals.
With a wild collage of absurd sound sequences, sound effects and exclamations like “YEAAH!” or “GLIN” , this design is a wearable ode to all those who not only speak language, but feel it.
A must-have for anyone who takes the Internet too seriously – or not at all.
Whether at festivals, in the pedestrian zone or at a job interview (please not really): this shirt will cause laughs, frowns and definitely a conversation.
😄 Satire & Style: Humorous, absurd, wearable – ideal for ironic everyday life
💬 Perfect for those confused by language: When English lessons leave traumatic traces
🤯 Text design with madness: Weird typo cacophony for maximum effect
🎤 Viral & twisted: A meme that no one can pronounce – but everyone recognizes
