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Jar Mug “Up Your Ass”

Quite direct: This jar mug is for anyone who finds subtle messages too boring – vintage look included.

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€20,99

Sizes & fit

Unisex T-Shirts

Unisex T-Shirts

SizeWidth (cm)Length (cm)Sleeve (cm)
XS40.668.620.3
S45.771.121
M50.873.721.6
L5676.222.2
XL617922.9
2XL6681.323.5
3XL71.183.824.1
4XL76.286.424.7
5XL81.38925.3

Women's T-Shirts

Women's T-Shirts

SizeWidth (cm)Length (cm)Sleeve (cm)
S43.264.834.9
M48.36636.8
L53.368.638.7
XL58.471.141.3
2XL63.572.443.2
3XL68.573.745.7

All measurements are taken from the garment laid flat, not from the body. Width horizontally across the chest, length vertically from shoulder to hem. Manufacturing tolerance ±2 cm.

Measurements for sweatshirts and hoodies are on separate pages.

Fits true to size, slightly oversized — when in doubt, take your usual size. Go one size up for a looser fit.

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OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100
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Printed in Germany
Exclusive design

Some statements don't need to be held back – and that's exactly what makes this design so brilliant. Three charmingly drawn retro doctors, a cool gaze, and a sentence that hits home: "We Need to Put This Up Your Ass So I Can Hear Your Opinion." Whether on a cup or a jar mug, this saying brings dark humor directly to the breakfast table, the office, or a summer party.

Perfect for anyone who loves irony, vintage style and a clear attitude.

Why you need this:
Because you don't want unsolicited opinions – but you do want good design with bite.

Care instructions
To keep the print vivid for years — please treat it gently.
  • Hand washing recommended — gentler than the dishwasher
  • Use a mild detergent, no scouring agents or hard sponges
  • Avoid sudden changes in temperature
Quality & responsibility
Made to order — every piece is produced once you order it. That avoids overproduction and dead stock.
Shipping & delivery
Every item is made to order for you. Delivery within Germany usually takes 5–10 working days (production + shipping), free shipping within Germany, tracking included.
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