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In a world full of glitter, unicorns, and toxic positivity, this design offers a much-needed reality check—served with a charmingly grinning skeleton in a magic robe. The saying "Nothing is Magical & everyone Dies" combines sarcasm with a retro-magical look and strikes a chord with anyone who prefers to tell the truth rather than sugarcoat it. Ideal for T-shirts, mugs, or posters—as a gift or for your very own dark style. Ironic. Clear. And sadly true.
🌱 Sustainably produced & with a wink – black humor meets design
☕ Perfect as a gift for cynics, pessimists and magic-free realists
🧙♂️ Satirical statement against esotericism & sugar-coated romanticism
🎩 Funny skeleton design with magic hat & spell – for fans of black humor
