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With the "Phrenologie Kortex Couture" bag, you carry more than just your shopping—you carry attitude. The motif combines classic brain mapping with an ironic dig at beauty and fashion trends. Ideal for bookworms, philosophy students, esoteric critics, and anyone who likes to provoke controversy with style. Sustainable, sturdy, and witty—just like you.
Effect: Conversation starter while shopping or at the demo
Design: Detailed phrenology brain in couture look
Satire: Mockery of pseudoscience and beauty standards
Style: Intellectual and provocative – a statement to wear
