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"Piper, no! Tsunami. Buddhism. No... Nooo!" - The drama shirt for advanced users

"Piper, no! Tsunami. Buddhism. No... Nooo!" - The drama shirt for advanced users

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Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh

Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.

Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.

Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.

Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎

🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print

Quality & Responsibility

OEKO-TEX® Standard 100

All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.

WRAP-certified production

Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.

FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits

The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.

Size and fit

Unisex T-shirts

Size XS S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL 5XL
1/2 chest width 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12
Total length (HPS) 67.31 71.12 74.30 76.84 79.38 82.55

Women's T-shirts

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
1/2 chest width 41 43 47 50 56 60
Total length (length) 64 67 69 71 72 74

Sweatshirts

Size / Dimensions XS S M L XL XXL 3XL
1/2 chest width 50 52 56 60 64 68 72
Total length 67.5 69 72 75 78 81 84
Sleeve length 65.5 67 68.5 70 71.5 73 74.5

Sometimes no explanation is needed - just despair in typography.

This shirt screams what you've been feeling inside for a long time: complete overwhelm with a hint of enlightenment and a lot of retro drama.

A horrified 70s-style woman looks in the direction Piper is apparently coming from - with a tidal wave of chaos, zen and nonsense.

Not sure what it's all about? That's exactly why you need it.

Wearable for:

  • anyone who has experienced too much too soon
  • Silent observers with an inner “NOOOO!”
  • Irony connoisseurs with a taste for visual confusion
  • people who prefer to print their emotional state on fabric rather than explain it

High-quality DTF print for maximum impact

Comfortable fit – Unisex T-shirt made of soft cotton, ideal for men, women and everyone in between

Cult saying from the series Charmed

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