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Sure, hemorrhoids are no joke—except maybe when a howling clown brings it to the fore. This provocative shirt combines retro-inspired design with a bitter truth that affects us all at some point. The clown's emotional outburst hits a nerve—literally and symbolically.
Perfect for anyone who knows the pain—or at least isn't afraid to laugh about it. Whether as a gift for medical personnel with a gallows sense of humor, for comedy nerds, or simply as a conversation starter at the next party: this shirt is as uncomfortable as it is honest. And that's precisely why it's brilliant.
🚫 No cheap gag – just honest pain
🧻 Breaking taboos with style – perfect for doctors, nurses or cynical comedians
🎨 Retro vintage style in signal colors yellow, red & blue
