Has Anyone Seen My Lorazepam Hoodie – Humorous Dachshund Hoodie for Enjoyment and Style
Has Anyone Seen My Lorazepam Hoodie – Humorous Dachshund Hoodie for Enjoyment and Style
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- High-quality printing in Germany
- OEKO-TEX® Standard 100: Sustainably and fairly produced
PETA-Approved Vegan
Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh
Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh
Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.
Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.
Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.
Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎
🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print
Quality & Responsibility
Quality & Responsibility
PETA-Approved Vegan
No animal-derived components are used in the fabric, dyes, or adhesives, and the production chain consciously avoids them.
OEKO-TEX® Standard 100
All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.
WRAP-certified production
Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.
FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits
The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.
Sizes & Fit
Sizes & Fit
Hoodie & Zip Hoodie
| Size / Dimensions | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width (cm) | 51 | 56 | 61 | 65 | 69 | 73 | 78 | 83 |
| Total length (cm) | 67 | 70 | 73 | 76 | 79 | 82 | 86 | 90 |
| Sleeve length (cm) | 59 | 60.5 | 62 | 63.5 | 65 | 66.5 | 68.5 | 70.5 |
| tolerance | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm |
Discover the Lorazepam Hoodie Dachshund – style meets humor!
Welcome to our Lorazepam Hoodie Dachshund , a unique piece that perfectly combines humor, comfort, and style. This hoodie is not only comfortable but also a fun statement for all Dachshund lovers. Imagine turning heads in this relatively lightweight, breathable material while simultaneously expressing your enthusiasm and love for your four-legged friend.
The hoodie for every occasion
Whether you're walking your dog, meeting up with friends, or simply relaxing at home, the Lorazepam Hoodie Dachshund is the ideal choice. It combines everything you could want in a hoodie: maximum comfort, cool design, and a touch of humor.
Main features of the Lorazepam Hoodie
- High-quality materials: Made from a tailored blend of cotton and polyester, this hoodie offers both softness and durability.
- Unique design: The humorous inscription "Has Anyone Seen My Lorazepam" meets a cute dachshund motif that is sure to put a smile on your face.
- Versatile sizes: Available in a variety of sizes so every dachshund fan can find the perfect fit.
- Easy care: Machine washing is no problem, so you can wear your hoodie without worry.
Why choose a Lorazepam Hoodie Dachshund?
A hoodie isn't just a piece of clothing; it's also a way to express your personality and interests. With this special hoodie, you'll not only show off your sense of humor but also your love for dachshunds. It also makes a great gift for friends and family who are also big dog fans.
Ideal for dachshund lovers
The combination of comfort and stylish humor makes the Lorazepam Hoodie Dachshund a must-have for all dachshund owners. It's not only functional but also a real eye-catcher for any occasion. Whether it's brunch with friends or a relaxing Sunday at home, this hoodie is sure to become one of your favorites.
Valuable properties
Particularly noteworthy is the soft inner fabric, which ensures you feel comfortable even on cooler days. The hoodie has a relaxed fit, allowing you to move freely, no matter what you're up to. Pair it with jeans or joggers for a casual look.
Care instructions
The Lorazepam Hoodie Dachshund is easy to care for. It can be washed at low temperatures, and the colors remain vibrant even after multiple washes. This way, your hoodie will stay like new for a long time, and you can always show off how much fun it is to be a dachshund owner.
Get your Lorazepam Hoodie Dachshund now!
Don't hesitate any longer! The Lorazepam Hoodie Dachshund is just what you need to bring style, comfort, and humor into your everyday life. Order today and become part of the amazing community of Dachshund enthusiasts!
Add the hoodie to your cart now and show the world your love for dachshunds with a touch of humorous style! Don't miss the chance to own something unique that's not only comfortable but also full of character!
🎁 Gift idea for satire fans, animal lovers & realists
🌱 Comfortable, warm & durable
💬 Ironic motif against everyday stress
🐾 Humor meets dog charm – a statement with a wink
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