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German Engineering

German engineering at its purest: the dachshund. A masterpiece of form, function, and character – lowered, communicative, and 50% longer than necessary. This satirical design celebrates the dog that …

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Sizes & fit

Hoodie & Zip Hoodie

Hoodie & Zip Hoodie

SizeWidth (cm)Length (cm)Sleeve (cm)
S516759
M567060.5
L617362
XL657663.5
2XL697965
3XL738266.5
4XL788668.5
5XL839070.5

All measurements are taken from the garment laid flat, not from the body. Width horizontally across the chest, length vertically from shoulder to hem. Manufacturing tolerance ±2 cm.

Measurements for T-shirts and sweatshirts are on separate pages.

Fits true to size, slightly oversized — when in doubt, take your usual size. Go one size up for a looser fit.

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OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100
Free shipping (DE)
Printed in Germany
Exclusive design
PETA-Approved Vegan

German engineering in its purest form: the dachshund.
A masterpiece of form, function, and character – lowered, communicative, and 50% longer than necessary. This satirical image celebrates the dog that looks like a German engineer tinkered with it during his lunch break.

Whether on a shirt, mug, or sweatshirt – this design combines humor with retro aesthetics and a touch of self-irony. Ideal for dachshund fans, tech enthusiasts, and anyone who can laugh at "Made in Germany" products.

Care instructions
Printed using DTG (direct to garment) — for lasting colours and fine detail.
  • Machine washable at 30 °C
  • No fabric softener, no tumble dryer
  • Ironing is fine — but not directly on the print
Quality & responsibility
OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 — every fabric we use is tested for harmful substances.
WRAP-certified production — manufacturing takes place in facilities committed to ethical working conditions.
Fair Labor & SEDEX audits — the supply chains are independently monitored.
Size & fit
Fits true to size, slightly oversized — we recommend your usual size; go one size up for a looser fit. All measurements are on the size chart.
Shipping & delivery
Every item is made to order for you. Delivery within Germany usually takes 5–10 working days (production + shipping), free shipping within Germany, tracking included.
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