Where is my Lorazepam Dachshund? – Food for the soul
Where is my Lorazepam Dachshund? – Food for the soul
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Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh
Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh
Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.
Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.
Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.
Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎
🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print
Quality & Responsibility
Quality & Responsibility
OEKO-TEX® Standard 100
All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.
WRAP-certified production
Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.
FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits
The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.
Size and fit
Size and fit
Unisex T-shirts
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | – | – | – |
| Total length (HPS) | – | 67.31 | 71.12 | 74.30 | 76.84 | 79.38 | 82.55 | – | – |
Women's T-shirts
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width | 41 | 43 | 47 | 50 | 56 | 60 |
| Total length (length) | 64 | 67 | 69 | 71 | 72 | 74 |
Sweatshirts
| Size / Dimensions | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width | 50 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 64 | 68 | 72 |
| Total length | 67.5 | 69 | 72 | 75 | 78 | 81 | 84 |
| Sleeve length | 65.5 | 67 | 68.5 | 70 | 71.5 | 73 | 74.5 |
When it all gets too much, there's only one thing left: dachshunds and diazepam. This cover combines animal comfort with psychopharmacological longing. For those who self-medicate – with gallows humor, a puppy-dog look, and satirical precision. A must-have for anyone whose nerves are only held together by the dachshund.
Combination of cuteness and nervous breakdown
For friends of cultivated gallows humor
Satirical design for sensitive everyday heroes
Ironic comforter in sleeve format
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