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Where is my Lorazepam Dachshund? – Food for the soul
Where is my Lorazepam Dachshund? – Food for the soul
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When it all gets too much, there's only one thing left: dachshunds and diazepam. This cover combines animal comfort with psychopharmacological longing. For those who self-medicate – with gallows humor, a puppy-dog look, and satirical precision. A must-have for anyone whose nerves are only held together by the dachshund.
Combination of cuteness and nervous breakdown
For friends of cultivated gallows humor
Satirical design for sensitive everyday heroes
Ironic comforter in sleeve format
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