Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.
Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.
Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.
Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎
🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print
Quality & Responsibility
OEKO-TEX® Standard 100
All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.
WRAP-certified production
Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.
FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits
The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.
Size and fit
Unisex T-shirts
Size
XS
S
M
L
XL
XXL
3XL
4XL
5XL
1/2 chest width
45.72
50.80
55.88
60.96
66.04
71.12
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Total length (HPS)
–
67.31
71.12
74.30
76.84
79.38
82.55
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Women's T-shirts
Size
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
1/2 chest width
41
43
47
50
56
60
Total length (length)
64
67
69
71
72
74
Sweatshirts
Size / Dimensions
XS
S
M
L
XL
XXL
3XL
1/2 chest width
50
52
56
60
64
68
72
Total length
67.5
69
72
75
78
81
84
Sleeve length
65.5
67
68.5
70
71.5
73
74.5
“Where the F*** Am I?” – Nostalgia with disorientation.
A child who looks like something out of a harmless 50s picture book – but with a saying that could have come straight from the Twitter feed: “Where the Fuck Am I?” This magnificent style-clash combination of cute farm idyll and inner confusion will make every audience smile – and is the ideal companion for anyone who sometimes asks themselves exactly that in everyday life.
Perfect for fans of retro design, ironic lifestyle and absurd everyday moments.
Vintage illustration in children's book style with ironic saying
High-quality direct print on cuddly unisex T-shirt
Ideal as a gift for friends with a sense of humor & retro vibes
