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My First Meth Lab Sweatshirt

"Retro kids, big experiment: The My First Science Lab sweatshirt combines vintage aesthetics with dry humor—perfect for fans of pop satire and nerd chic."

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€49,99

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Sizes & fit

Sweatshirts (AWDis)

Size	1/2 Chest Width (cm)	Total Length (cm)	Sleeve Length (cm)
XS	50	66.5	63.5
S	52	68	65
M	56	71	66.5
L	60	74	68
XL	64	77	69.5
2XL	68	80	71
3XL	72	83	72.5
4XL	76	86	73.5
5XL	80	89	74.5

All measurements are of the garment laid flat, not body measurements. Width measured horizontally across the chest, length vertically from the shoulder to the hem. Manufacturing tolerance ±2 cm.

Sleeve length is measured from the centre of the back.

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Fits true to size, slightly oversized — when in doubt, take your usual size. Go one size up for a looser fit.

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OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100

Free shipping (DE)

Printed in Germany

Exclusive design

PETA-Approved Vegan

Lab coat on, safety goggles on — experiment begins. Our My First Meth Lab sweatshirt plays with the nostalgic look of past decades: a family, a kitchen table full of test tubes and two little assistants busily mixing — all with a touch of irony.

Don't worry: this isn't about real chemical hazards, but rather the absurd notion of "children as mini-scientists" and the delightful megalomania of the DIY era. The result is a funny, slightly disturbing retro image that's guaranteed to spark conversation.

Why you'll love it:

Satirical retro illustration: clever, provocative, stylish
Perfect for science nerds, design fans and people with a dry sense of humor
Soft sweatshirt material, durable print — for everyday wear & lounge
A gift that provokes without shocking.

How do I care for the product?

Printed using DTG (direct to garment) — for lasting colours and fine detail.

Machine washable at 30 °C
Do not bleach, tumble dry low
Ironing is fine — but not directly on the print

What about quality and certificates?

OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 — tested for harmful substances (certificate 23.HPK.70888).
PETA-Approved Vegan — free from animal-derived materials.
Sedex SMETA-audited production — working conditions are independently assessed.

Which size should I choose?

Fits true to size, slightly oversized — we recommend your usual size; go one size up for a looser fit. All measurements are on the size chart.

How fast is delivery?

Every item is made to order for you. Delivery within Germany usually takes 5–10 working days (production + shipping), free shipping within Germany, tracking included.