Statement Shirt
This shirt isn't for the faint-hearted—but it's a must-have for fans of bitter humor and a strong message. The retro graphic of a running child meets the unmistakable message: "On my way to fuck you over." Whether as an ironic commentary on today's times, an expression of personal boundaries, or simply as a cheeky eye-catcher—this shirt won't go unnoticed.
And for anyone who wears it on dating apps: Congratulations! You're the warning sign and the reason someone turns their phone over. Swipe right... at your own risk.
What material is the product made of?
How do I care for the product?
- Machine washable cold
- Do not bleach, tumble dry low
- Ironing is fine — but not directly on the print
What about quality and certificates?
WRAP-certified production — manufacturing takes place in facilities committed to ethical working conditions.
Fair Labor & SEDEX audits — the supply chains are independently monitored.

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