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I'm Not Old, I'm Classic – Porsche Retro Car Sweatshirt | Humor for car lovers

I'm Not Old, I'm Classic – Porsche Retro Car Sweatshirt | Humor for car lovers

Regular price €39,99 EUR
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Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh

Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.

Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.

Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.

Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎

🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print

Quality & Responsibility

OEKO-TEX® Standard 100

All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.

WRAP-certified production

Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.

FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits

The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.

Size and fit

Unisex T-shirts

Size XS S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL 5XL
1/2 chest width 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12
Total length (HPS) 67.31 71.12 74.30 76.84 79.38 82.55

Women's T-shirts

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
1/2 chest width 41 43 47 50 56 60
Total length (length) 64 67 69 71 72 74

Sweatshirts

Size / Dimensions XS S M L XL XXL 3XL
1/2 chest width 50 52 56 60 64 68 72
Total length 67.5 69 72 75 78 81 84
Sleeve length 65.5 67 68.5 70 71.5 73 74.5

This sweatshirt carries the spirit of a vintage Porsche directly on its chest: timeless, full of character, and with a well-measured dose of self-irony.

The design features an elegantly drawn vintage Porsche, complemented by the statement "I'm not old – I'm classic." Perfect for anyone who keeps their style as polished as their favorite car – and isn't afraid to shine with a wink.

The clean, white line art looks particularly elegant on the fabric – like a chrome detail that shines even on gray days. Warm, high-quality, and with plenty of retro vibes.

In short: a sweatshirt for people who know that true class never goes out of style – it leads the way.

💬 Statement design – clear message, strong appearance, zero effort.

😎 Self-irony on point – a motif that charmingly says more than any age.

🚗 Vintage vibes – finely illustrated classic car in retro line art style.

🏁 Humor with a motor – a shirt for everyone who isn't old, but officially a "Classic Edition".

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