I'm Not Old, I'm Classic – Porsche Retro Car Sweatshirt | Humor for car lovers
I'm Not Old, I'm Classic – Porsche Retro Car Sweatshirt | Humor for car lovers
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Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh
Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh
Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.
Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.
Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.
Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎
🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print
Quality & Responsibility
Quality & Responsibility
OEKO-TEX® Standard 100
All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.
WRAP-certified production
Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.
FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits
The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.
Size and fit
Size and fit
Unisex T-shirts
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | – | – | – |
| Total length (HPS) | – | 67.31 | 71.12 | 74.30 | 76.84 | 79.38 | 82.55 | – | – |
Women's T-shirts
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width | 41 | 43 | 47 | 50 | 56 | 60 |
| Total length (length) | 64 | 67 | 69 | 71 | 72 | 74 |
Sweatshirts
| Size / Dimensions | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width | 50 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 64 | 68 | 72 |
| Total length | 67.5 | 69 | 72 | 75 | 78 | 81 | 84 |
| Sleeve length | 65.5 | 67 | 68.5 | 70 | 71.5 | 73 | 74.5 |
This sweatshirt carries the spirit of a vintage Porsche directly on its chest: timeless, full of character, and with a well-measured dose of self-irony.
The design features an elegantly drawn vintage Porsche, complemented by the statement "I'm not old – I'm classic." Perfect for anyone who keeps their style as polished as their favorite car – and isn't afraid to shine with a wink.
The clean, white line art looks particularly elegant on the fabric – like a chrome detail that shines even on gray days. Warm, high-quality, and with plenty of retro vibes.
In short: a sweatshirt for people who know that true class never goes out of style – it leads the way.
💬 Statement design – clear message, strong appearance, zero effort.
😎 Self-irony on point – a motif that charmingly says more than any age.
🚗 Vintage vibes – finely illustrated classic car in retro line art style.
🏁 Humor with a motor – a shirt for everyone who isn't old, but officially a "Classic Edition".
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