• I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Zip-Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Zip-Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Zip-Hoodie
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  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Zip-Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Zip-Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Zip-Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Zip-Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Zip-Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Zip-Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Zip-Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Zip-Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Zip-Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Zip-Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Zip-Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Zip-Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Zip-Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Zip-Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Zip-Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Zip-Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Zip-Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Zip-Hoodie
  • I’m Not Old, I’m Classic – Porsche Classic Zip-Hoodie
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I'm Not Old, I'm Classic – Porsche Classic zip hoodie

I'm Not Old, I'm Classic – Porsche Classic zip hoodie

€49,99 EUR
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  • High-quality printing in Germany
  • OEKO-TEX® Standard 100: Sustainably and fairly produced
  • PETA-Approved Vegan

Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh

Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.

Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.

Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.

Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎

🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print

Quality & Responsibility

PETA-Approved Vegan
No animal-derived components are used in the fabric, dyes, or adhesives, and the production chain consciously avoids them.

OEKO-TEX® Standard 100
All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.

WRAP-certified production
Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.

FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits
The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.

Sizes & Fit

Hoodie & Zip Hoodie

Size / Dimensions S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL 5XL
1/2 chest width (cm) 51 56 61 65 69 73 78 83
Total length (cm) 67 70 73 76 79 82 86 90
Sleeve length (cm) 59 60.5 62 63.5 65 66.5 68.5 70.5
tolerance ±2 cm ±2 cm ±2 cm ±2 cm ±2 cm ±2 cm ±2 cm ±2 cm

This zip hoodie combines comfort and classic status like a perfectly restored vintage Porsche.
The design features a finely drawn vintage Porsche with the charming phrase "I'm not old – I'm classic." – ideal for those who prefer to wear style rather than explain it.

The full-length zipper ensures maximum flexibility, while the design exudes maximum character. The white line art looks like freshly polished chrome on dark fabrics: elegant, understated retro charm, a real eye-catcher.

Whether for the office, the garage or the Sunday drive – this zip hoodie will accompany you like a well-running boxer engine.

In short: For everyone who loves classic vibes – and wants a hoodie that's as reliable as their favorite car.

💬 Statement design – clear message, strong appearance, zero effort.

😎 Self-irony on point – a motif that charmingly says more than any age.

🚗 Vintage vibes – finely illustrated classic car in retro line art style.

🏁 Humor with a motor – a shirt for everyone who isn't old, but officially a "Classic Edition".

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