Don't Talk to Strangers Zip Hoodie | Satirical alien motif in retro style | Warning in a 50s design 📝 Meta description:
Don't Talk to Strangers Zip Hoodie | Satirical alien motif in retro style | Warning in a 50s design 📝 Meta description:
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- High-quality printing in Germany
- OEKO-TEX® Standard 100: Sustainably and fairly produced
PETA-Approved Vegan
Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh
Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh
Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.
Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.
Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.
Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎
🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print
Quality & Responsibility
Quality & Responsibility
PETA-Approved Vegan
No animal-derived components are used in the fabric, dyes, or adhesives, and the production chain consciously avoids them.
OEKO-TEX® Standard 100
All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.
WRAP-certified production
Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.
FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits
The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.
Sizes & Fit
Sizes & Fit
Hoodie & Zip Hoodie
| Size / Dimensions | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width (cm) | 51 | 56 | 61 | 65 | 69 | 73 | 78 | 83 |
| Total length (cm) | 67 | 70 | 73 | 76 | 79 | 82 | 86 | 90 |
| Sleeve length (cm) | 59 | 60.5 | 62 | 63.5 | 65 | 66.5 | 68.5 | 70.5 |
| tolerance | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm |
You pull up the zipper.
The hood sits low on the neck.
And on your back: a picture that looks like it came from a long-forgotten schoolbook—except that it depicts an alien approaching a child in a friendly manner while a UFO hovers over the suburbs.
It says “Don’t Talk to Strangers – Safety Education” .
A seemingly harmless message. But you know:
In truth, there is a whole world inside – made of fear, control, educational overload and our obsession with “regulating” everything unknown.
This zip hoodie is not just clothing.
He is a portable question mark.
A conversation starter for dog walks, seminars, or conspiracy theory debates at family gatherings.
Whether as a statement against intrusive parenting or as an ironic pop culture quote:
With this hoodie you are warm, soft and unconventional at the same time.
🛸 Ideal for educators, aliens, pop culture fans & critical thinkers
🧒 Childlike motif meets sci-fi & subtle subversion
🔥 Comfortable zip hoodie – warm, soft, socially critical
👽 Satirical vintage design in the style of government warning posters
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