Zip Hoodie

Satirical zip hoodie with a retro lady back print and the provocative slogan: "Have People Always Been This Fucking Stupid?" Humor, attitude, and streetwear all in one.

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€59,99

ColorArctic White

Size

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

4.7 store rating · 53 customer reviews

Sizes & fit

Zip Hoodies

Size	1/2 Chest Width (cm)	Total Length (cm)	Sleeve Length (cm)
XS	49	64	57.5
S	51	67	59
M	56	70	60.5
L	61	73	62
XL	65	76	63.5
2XL	69	79	65
3XL	73	82	66.5
4XL	78	86	68.5
5XL	83	90	70.5

All measurements are of the garment laid flat, not body measurements. Width measured horizontally across the chest, length measured vertically from the shoulder to the hem. Manufacturing tolerance ±2 cm.

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Fits true to size, slightly oversized — when in doubt, take your usual size. Go one size up for a looser fit.

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OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100

Free shipping (DE)

Printed in Germany

Exclusive design

PETA-Approved Vegan

Sometimes a look is enough – and sometimes words are needed. This hoodie has both.
On the back is a retro lady with a martini glass , next to it the saying:
“Have people always been this fucking stupid?” – a question that we probably ask ourselves more often than we would like.

The design combines vintage aesthetics with merciless satire . A hoodie for those who need not only style but also a healthy dose of sarcasm in their everyday lives.

Whether in a café, at a party, or at the office (for the brave ones), this hoodie makes a statement – charming, snappy, and absolutely timeless.

👉 For all those who know: stupidity never fades – style certainly never does.

What material is the product made of?

Unisex zip hoodie AWDis JH050: 280 g/m², solid colours 80 % ring-spun cotton / 20 % polyester, full-length zip, brushed inner fleece.

How do I care for the product?

Printed using DTG (direct to garment) — for lasting colours and fine detail.

Machine washable at 30 °C
Do not bleach, tumble dry low
Ironing is fine — but not directly on the print

What about quality and certificates?

OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 — tested for harmful substances (certificate 23.HPK.70888).
PETA-Approved Vegan — free from animal-derived materials.
Sedex SMETA-audited production — working conditions are independently assessed.

Which size should I choose?

Fits true to size, slightly oversized — we recommend your usual size; go one size up for a looser fit. All measurements are on the size chart.

How fast is delivery?

Every item is made to order for you. Delivery within Germany usually takes 5–10 working days (production + shipping), free shipping within Germany, tracking included.