Zip Hoodie

Satirical zip hoodie with a retro baby illustration and the quote "Pulling Out Isn't Very Effective." Perfect gift for new parents or anyone about to become one.

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€59,99

ColorArctic White

Size

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

4.7 store rating · 53 customer reviews

Sizes & fit

Zip Hoodies

Size	1/2 Chest Width (cm)	Total Length (cm)	Sleeve Length (cm)
XS	49	64	57.5
S	51	67	59
M	56	70	60.5
L	61	73	62
XL	65	76	63.5
2XL	69	79	65
3XL	73	82	66.5
4XL	78	86	68.5
5XL	83	90	70.5

All measurements are of the garment laid flat, not body measurements. Width measured horizontally across the chest, length measured vertically from the shoulder to the hem. Manufacturing tolerance ±2 cm.

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Fits true to size, slightly oversized — when in doubt, take your usual size. Go one size up for a looser fit.

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OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100

Free shipping (DE)

Printed in Germany

Exclusive design

PETA-Approved Vegan

This hoodie combines retro charm and provocative humor.
On the back is a retro illustration of babies , along with the sentence:
“Pulling Out Isn't Very Effective” – a saying that plays on an innocent look, but is anything but good.

Whether as a satirical gift for new parents or those about to become parents , this hoodie is guaranteed to be a talking point.

The interplay of old-fashioned illustration and biting message makes it the perfect statement piece for anyone who doesn't lose their sense of humor between baby food and diapers.

👉 A hoodie that not only keeps you warm, but also sparks discussions – and is guaranteed to get a laugh.

What material is the product made of?

Unisex zip hoodie AWDis JH050: 280 g/m², solid colours 80 % ring-spun cotton / 20 % polyester, full-length zip, brushed inner fleece.

How do I care for the product?

Printed using DTG (direct to garment) — for lasting colours and fine detail.

Machine washable at 30 °C
Do not bleach, tumble dry low
Ironing is fine — but not directly on the print

What about quality and certificates?

OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 — tested for harmful substances (certificate 23.HPK.70888).
PETA-Approved Vegan — free from animal-derived materials.
Sedex SMETA-audited production — working conditions are independently assessed.

Which size should I choose?

Fits true to size, slightly oversized — we recommend your usual size; go one size up for a looser fit. All measurements are on the size chart.

How fast is delivery?

Every item is made to order for you. Delivery within Germany usually takes 5–10 working days (production + shipping), free shipping within Germany, tracking included.