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My First Meth Lab Zip Hoodie – Satirical retro look with dark humor

My First Meth Lab Zip Hoodie – Satirical retro look with dark humor

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  • High-quality printing in Germany
  • OEKO-TEX® Standard 100: Sustainably and fairly produced
  • PETA-Approved Vegan

Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh

Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.

Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.

Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.

Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎

🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print

Quality & Responsibility

PETA-Approved Vegan
No animal-derived components are used in the fabric, dyes, or adhesives, and the production chain consciously avoids them.

OEKO-TEX® Standard 100
All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.

WRAP-certified production
Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.

FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits
The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.

Sizes & Fit

Hoodie & Zip Hoodie

Size / Dimensions S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL 5XL
1/2 chest width (cm) 51 56 61 65 69 73 78 83
Total length (cm) 67 70 73 76 79 82 86 90
Sleeve length (cm) 59 60.5 62 63.5 65 66.5 68.5 70.5
tolerance ±2 cm ±2 cm ±2 cm ±2 cm ±2 cm ±2 cm ±2 cm ±2 cm

The “My First Meth Lab” Zip Hoodie is the wearable answer to the question:
"How much truth can society actually tolerate?"

The motif plays on the familiar family ideal of past decades – mother, children, kitchen – but with a gas mask, test tube and a good dose of ironic explosiveness.
A garment that looks like nostalgia, but sounds like laughter at the wrong moment.

Thanks to the zip closure, the hoodie is suitable for all situations:
Warm enough for outdoors, flexible enough for indoors, and provocative enough for reality.

✨ Ideal for people who want to be seen and understood (but don't want to explain)

🧥 Comfortable zip hoodie – easy to put on and take off, whether for everyday life or the apocalypse

🎭 Biting humor about upbringing, morality, and the double standards of the "good life"

🧬 Satirical vintage motif: 1950s aesthetic, more beautiful than any suburban backdrop

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