🐒 The Aggressive Monkey on My Back

When the monkey on your back screams louder than your inner demons: "The Aggressive Monkey On My Back – Let's do drugs!" is bitterly satirical, packaged in a childlike, harmless style. …

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€17,99 ~~€29,99~~−40 %

ColorBlack

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4.7 store rating · 44 customer reviews

Sizes & fit

Unisex T-Shirts

Size	1/2 Chest Width (cm)	Total Length (cm)	Sleeve Length (cm)
XS	40.6	68.6	20.3
S	45.7	71.1	21
M	50.8	73.7	21.6
L	56	76.2	22.2
XL	61	79	22.9
2XL	66	81.3	23.5
3XL	71.1	83.8	24.1
4XL	76.2	86.4	24.7
5XL	81.3	89	25.3

All measurements are of the garment laid flat, not body measurements. Width horizontally across the chest, length vertically from the shoulder to the hem. Manufacturing tolerance ±2 cm.

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Fits true to size, slightly oversized — when in doubt, take your usual size. Go one size up for a looser fit.

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OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100

Free shipping (DE)

Printed in Germany

Exclusive design

When the monkey on your back screams louder than your inner demons: "The Aggressive Monkey On My Back – Let's do drugs!" is bitter satire, packaged in a childishly harmless style. The design contrast between the harmless children's book graphics and the cynical content makes this motif so disturbingly ingenious.

What material is the product made of?

Unisex T-shirt Gildan Softstyle 64000: ring-spun cotton, 153 g/m². Solid colours 100 % cotton; Sport Grey 90 % cotton / 10 % polyester, heather colours 65 % polyester / 35 % cotton.

How do I care for the product?

Printed using DTG (direct to garment) — for lasting colours and fine detail.

Machine washable cold
Do not bleach, tumble dry low
Ironing is fine — but not directly on the print

What about quality and certificates?

OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 — every fabric we use is tested for harmful substances.
WRAP-certified production — manufacturing takes place in facilities committed to ethical working conditions.
Fair Labor & SEDEX audits — the supply chains are independently monitored.

Which size should I choose?

Fits true to size, slightly oversized — we recommend your usual size; go one size up for a looser fit. All measurements are on the size chart.

How fast is delivery?

Every item is made to order for you. Delivery within Germany usually takes 5–10 working days (production + shipping), free shipping within Germany, tracking included.