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I'm Not Old I'm Classic

Satirisches Trabant Sweatshirt für Klassiker-Fans. Baumwolle, DTG-Druck in Deutschland. Das perfekte Geschenk für alle, die wissen was ein echter Klassiker ist.

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4.7 store rating · 44 customer reviews

Sizes & fit

Sweatshirts

Sweatshirts (AWDis)

Size 1/2 Chest Width (cm) Total Length (cm) Sleeve Length (cm)
XS 50 66.5 63.5
S 52 68 65
M 56 71 66.5
L 60 74 68
XL 64 77 69.5
2XL 68 80 71
3XL 72 83 72.5
4XL 76 86 73.5
5XL 80 89 74.5

All measurements are of the garment laid flat, not body measurements. Width measured horizontally across the chest, length vertically from the shoulder to the hem. Manufacturing tolerance ±2 cm.

Sleeve length is measured from the centre of the back.

More size charts: T-Shirts Unisex · T-Shirts Women · Sweatshirts · Hoodies · Zip Hoodies

Fits true to size, slightly oversized — when in doubt, take your usual size. Go one size up for a looser fit.

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OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100
Free shipping (DE)
Printed in Germany
Exclusive design
PETA-Approved Vegan

Du bist nicht alt. Du bist klassisch.

Manche Dinge werden mit den Jahren nicht schlechter — sie werden legendär. Das I'm Not Old I'm Classic Sweatshirt mit ikonischem Trabant-Motiv ist das perfekte Statement für alle, die ihren Stil schon immer hatten. Humor trifft Nostalgie trifft echte Haltung — auf hochwertiger Baumwolle, gedruckt in Deutschland.

Leicht, warm und wunderbar direkt.
Ideal für Oldtimer-Treffen, Familienfeste oder einfach für Tage, an denen man weiß: Qualität setzt sich durch.

Gesprächsstarter garantiert – jeder Trabant-Fan grinst sofort Satirisches Retro-Statement gegen Fast Fashion & Wegwerfkultur Klassischer Schnitt, zeitloses Motiv – nie out of style Perfektes Geschenk für alle, die wissen was ein echter Klassiker ist
How do I care for the product?
Printed using DTG (direct to garment) — for lasting colours and fine detail.
  • Machine washable at 30 °C
  • Do not bleach, tumble dry low
  • Ironing is fine — but not directly on the print
What about quality and certificates?
OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 — tested for harmful substances (certificate 23.HPK.70888).
PETA-Approved Vegan — free from animal-derived materials.
Sedex SMETA-audited production — working conditions are independently assessed.
Which size should I choose?
Fits true to size, slightly oversized — we recommend your usual size; go one size up for a looser fit. All measurements are on the size chart.
How fast is delivery?
Every item is made to order for you. Delivery within Germany usually takes 5–10 working days (production + shipping), free shipping within Germany, tracking included.

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